azuresquirrel:

astheshadowslovethecastle:

atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

-Jake Peralta

-Rosa Diaz

-Amy Santiago

-….not sure

TERRY IS THE GRYFFINDOR

rtylering:

Hang with people like that and the world is a happier place.

there are recruiters from the NSA on the first floor of our computer science department. friends, i don’t know if you are aware of this but you are in enemy territory.

edit: they are being heckled this continues to be the greatest thing

isxbelle:

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

sales-aholic:

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sales-aholic:

From September 17th - 21st and between the hours of 2pm - 6pm, buy any Starbucks fall drink and get one FREE! This is valid at participating US Starbucks locations. The fall drinks you can choose from are Pumpkin Spice Latte, Salted Caramel Mocha, and Teavana Oprah Chai. You can also choose between hot or iced versions of these. Announcement found on their official Facebook and Twitter. Enjoy :)

For more:  Deals  ♥  Freebies  ♥  Sweepstakes
  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
lamamama:

RADICAL DWARF JAMZ

DEPRESSING HARP SOLO THORIN OAKENSHIELD

lamamama:

RADICAL DWARF JAMZ

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DEPRESSING HARP SOLO THORIN OAKENSHIELD

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#yes
cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

#omg
Track Title: 5,000 Candles in the Wind

Artist: Mouse Rat

hummeline:

Just want to point out that this exists as a full song.